1. Your food tastes better than mine.
2. Your socks are way cooler than all those expensive toys you buy me.
3. It would be easier on the both of us if you just stored my food somewhere that allowed me to feed myself.
4. Squirrels are the most fascinating creatures in the world and if you just stopped and stared or chased them with me even once, you would understand.
5. I like being on a leash because I can do whatever I want and I can drag you along with me.

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